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Heidi Montag wrote another movie - The Superficial

Posted: 13 Apr 2010 05:58 AM PDT

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While you'd just assume Heidi Montag spends 98% of her time waxing her jugs outside my bedroom window, it's more like 85% because she's apparently churning out screenplays like Stephen King on coke. Us Magazine reports:

"I'm writing a movie right now. It's very action packed," the bikini-clad reality star, 23, told UsMagazine.com Sunday at the opening of the Liquid Pool Lounge at Las Vegas' Aria Resort & Casino.
"It's Bourne-meets-Barbie," adds Montag, referring to Matt Damon's action flicks. Montag would would "of course" play the starring role.
"I've trained in knife fighting and guns for over two years with one of the founding members of Saw, [who] was [in] the original Delta Force. So I've been shooting and practicing the whole real-life action figure for years," she said. "So I'm very excited to have action roles."

I'm going to be completely honest with you: I would stab my grandmother in the neck just to read one of Heidi's screenplays. Mostly because I want to see this dialog happen:

ARMY MAN
This bomb needs not to explode so much, Heidi Bourne
who is like Matt Damon in that movie.

HEIDI BOURNE
Help me point my boobs at my boobs
to make bomb stop with my boobs.

ARMY MAN
You're prettier than Lauren Conrad.

In "Iron Man 2," the world is aware that billionaire inventor Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) is the armored Super Hero Iron Man. Under pressure from the government, the press and the public to share his technology with the military, Tony is unwilling to divulge the secrets behind the Iron Man armor because he fears the information will slip into the wrong hands. With Pepper Potts (Gwyneth Paltrow), and James "Rhodey" Rhodes (Don Cheadle) at his side, Tony forges new alliances and confronts powerful new forces.

By "powerful new forces," you should read Mickey Rourke as a new incarnation of Whiplash, in this version a Russian baddie with high-tech, high-voltage mayhem-making equipment. Advance word is that Rourke is very good in this movie.

Also beginning to pop up more prominently in the trailers is Scarlett Johansson as The Black Widow. Other than the fact that she wears tight, black costumes and kicks butt, not much else we can say about her part at this point. Obviously, to comic book fans, the potential exists for her reprise the part in additional sequels and spinoffs and it does appear that she could be in "The Avengers," which is slated to start filming early in 2011.

The very talented Don Cheadle takes over the role of James Rhodes, played by Terrance Howard in "Iron Man." Samuel L. Jackson returns as Nick Fury, this time actually billed in the credits.

Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige talked exclusively to the Capital District Movies Examiner last fall and said at that time that Nick Fury was the "glue" holding a number of Marvel elements together. He further confirmed that Jackson had signed a multi-picture to play Fury in a number of projects, as had Johansson.

Marvel is busily bringing a number of its major characters to the big screen. As many fans already know, "Thor," being directed by Kenneth Branagh, with Chris Hemsworth in the title role, is well into principal photography. That movie features an all-star cast of international heavyweights in the supporting roles, including Anthony Hopkins, Natalie Portman, Stellan Skarsgard, Rene Russo and Kat Dennings.

"The First Avenger: Captain America" is scheduled to begin production in June, with Joe Johnston ("The Rocketeer," "October Sky," "Jurassic Park III," "The Wolfman") helming. Chris Evans, who has already played The Human Torch in Twentieth Century Fox's "Fantastic Four" movies is playing Captain America. Hugo Weaving reportedly will be playing the Red Skull. Feige confirmed to the Capital District Movies Examiner that "Captain America" will have a World War II setting.

"Iron Man 2," like its hit predecessor, is directed by Jon Favreau. The screenplay is Justin Theroux, and the movie is produced by Kevin Feige, with co-producers Jeremy Latcham and Victoria Alonso. Executive producers are Alan Fine, Stan Lee, David Maisel, Denis L. Stewart, Louis D'Esposito, Jon Favreau and Susan Downey.

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Smokin Hot Sex and the City 2 Movie Poster - Shockya.com

Posted: 12 Apr 2010 12:33 PM PDT

HBO Films just released this sexy new movie poster featuring Sarah Jessica Parker from the upcoming film "Sex and the City 2″ by director Michael Patrick King (Sex and the City) and starring Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis, and Cynthia Nixon.

Series runner Michael Patrick King returns to pen the sequel to the 2008 blockbuster movie adaptation of HBO's Sex and the City with this Warner Bros. production, re-teaming the vivacious stars Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Cynthia Nixon, and Kristin Davis once again for another glitzy romp through New York City high-life living. - Jeremy Wheeler, All Movie Guide

Stay tuned to Shockya.com for the latest from "Sex and the City 2″.